story Joke

A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants
chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks
if he has a rooster. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this
great rooster, named Randy; “he’ll service every chicken
you’ve got. No problem.”

Well, Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer
decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes
Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the
rooster a pep talk, ” Randy, I want you to pace yourself now.
You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a
lot of money and I’ll need you to do a good job. So, take your
time and have some fun,” the farmer said with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points towards the
hen house and Randy took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He nails
every hen on there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is
just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock
of geese down by the lake ~WHAM~ He gets all the geese.
Randy’s up in the pigpen. He’s in with the cows. Randy is
jumping on every animal the farmer owns.

The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster
won’t even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed
and wakes up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob
in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The
farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal, shakes
his head and says, “Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I
tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to
yourself.”

Randy opens one eye, and looks towards the buzzards flying
overhead and say’s, “Shhh. They’re getting closer….”

That's some funny stuff, my wife actually looked at me because I was laughing. She's reading it now. Pretty good.

Horse or chicken?

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.

He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked.

"I am." said the man.

"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"

The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."

"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.

"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

both were really fun thanks for the great laughs